When we asked the rhetorical question, “Does anybody really still watch the Grammy awards?” a few posts down, we didn’t mean, in any way, to suggest that anyone ought to be watching American Idol instead. Criminy, a second straight episode of Lost that felt like it was the fourth-place entry in some middle school fanfic competition was bad enough. But American Idol? Wasn’t there an episode of Tricycling with Former Disney Channel Stars for you people to watch, or something?