The True
Dork Times/ If it's on the internet, it must
be true
Vol. V
October, 2005
More
crap from Crappy's blog...
Is it toilet humor? Not really. Informed, snarky, topical commentary?
Eh, not so much. A pathetic fusion of both? Getting warmer.
See for yourself: A sample of what you'll find floating around
this month:
Tom
DeLay (R-TX): “This anonymous, slack-jawed
troglodyte of a partisan, out-of-control prosecutor
has cost me the leadership, and yet if I were to
have him killed, I would be the one to go
to jail! That’s democracy for you!”
Roy Blunt (R-MO): “You are noble and poetic
in defeat, sir.”
Bush
nominates First Dog Barney Bush to Supreme Court
White House officials
confidently allowed Barney to participate in this post-O'Connor
Court photo.
WASHINGTON, D.C. (TDT) President George W. Bush announced today
that Barney Bush, the dark-haired Scottish Terrier currently
serving in his second term as First Dog, will be the President's
nominee to succeed departing justice Sandra Day O'Connor on
the Supreme Court.
Special-interest groups from both the right and left, all of
whom had been preparing for a contentious nomination battle,
appeared initially taken aback by the announcement, but quickly
responded with competing ad campaigns respectively praising
or denouncing the President's selection. Talk radio hosts Rush
Limbaugh and Sean Hannity both lavished praise on Barney, citing
his lifelong dedication to President Bush. By the end of the
day, Limbaugh's web site was touting record sales of T-shirts
bearing the slogan, "Barney: He's no pussy."
Liberal activist group Moveon.org, in contrast, had produced
a web commercial decrying the selection of "Yet another
Bush lap dog."
We're
as confused as you as to why, but it appears Survivor 12 will
make the show's third trip to Panama. So, as it films this
fall (2005), check out: Survivometer
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Tom
DeLay addresses his indictment 
