March, 2008   New format! Same old crap!
Presenting (just in time to screw up the election): Win, Lose or Bore!
    The True Dork Times's "Win, Lose or Bore" game. A tedious exercise in predicting the outcomes of the 2008 Presidential primary elections, or happy, happy funtime? Hard to say, but if your actual predictions fail, you can still vote to eliminate one of the many candidates each week, Survivor-style (also American Idol-style)*. Everyone welcome to vote, regardless of age, country of origin, or abject idiocy (we don't care).     Vote now, vote often. Sign up and play today: Click here

win, lose or bore
Next vote: Super Tuesday 2 - Texas, Ohio, RI, Vermont (March 4th, 2008)
Week 9 leader: Gator1 Overall leader: Gator1
*Sadly, reality-style elimination results not valid in actual reality.
2008 Political elimination game results
Survivor-style Week 9 bootee: Mike Gravel Idol-style Week 9 cuts: Alan Keyes and Mitt Romney
No! Not my Graveler!
Everybody hates Keyes
Mittmentum fizzles out
Three more candidates take their final bows.
Previous results here.
Week 10 ends Saturday, 3/8/08 - vote now
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