| Presenting
(just in time to screw up the election): Win, Lose or Bore! |
The True
Dork Times's "Win,
Lose or Bore" game. A tedious exercise in predicting the
outcomes of the 2008 Presidential primary elections, or happy,
happy funtime? Hard to say, but if your actual predictions fail,
you can still vote to eliminate one of the many
candidates each week, Survivor-style
(also American Idol-style)*. Everyone welcome to vote,
regardless of age, country of origin, or abject idiocy (we don't
care). Vote now, vote often. Sign up
and play today: Click
here
 |
| Next
vote: Florida (mostly Republicans) |
| Week 5 leader:
Thumper |
Overall leader:
eighthgirl |
*Sadly, reality-style elimination results not valid in actual
reality.
|
| 2008 Political
elimination game results |
| Survivor-style
Week 4 bootee: Hillary Clinton |
Idol-style
Week 4 cut:
Hillary Clinton |
|
|
The people have spoken, and they do not want another installment
in the Clinton-Bush line of succession. Pay attention, Democrats! Previous
results here.
Week 5 ends Saturday,
2/2/08 - vote now |
|
| Survivor:
Micronesia - Fans vs. Favorites (a.k.a. Half-ASS) crap |
|
Survivometer
16 - You know the drill by now. Contestant-based spoilers and
info, including projected chances of survival. Or not. |
Survivor: Micronesia spoilers -
Week-by-week compilation of spoilers and speculation, drawn from
our own sources and observations and/or (mostly) from around the
Spoilerverse. |
Survivor: Micronesia calendar -
All the crap that happened. Now in convenient calendrical form. Updated
as the show airs. May contain spoilers. Blah, blah, etc.
|
| Other Survivor
seasons: |
Unnecessary
logo: |
Contact
us: |
| If you want to know more than you
thought possible (while maintaining some semblance of sanity) about
other seasons of Survivor, you'll likely find such crap
here: Survivor index.
Use at your own risk. |
 |
Hate what you see? You're not alone!
Please address your venom-filled missives to:
truedorktimes.com |
|
