By Jeff Pitman | Published: February 18, 2017
Jeff examines the 20 Game Changers players' chances of success, sorting them into four tiers of decreasing probability: Likely, Possible, Unlikely, and Impossible.
By Jeff Pitman | Published: February 13, 2017
Jeff Pitman gives you a head start to contemplating the many Survivor records that could fall during this all-returnee Game Changers season. From longevity to voting to idols to challenges to stuff you care even less about, probably.
By Dan Otsuki | Published: February 9, 2017
Leap into the game as Dan examines the character archetypes the Game Changers cast have previously represented, and forecasts their potential success in Season 34.
By Ben Martell | Published: February 8, 2017
Ben takes a deep dive into the respective prospective chances of the new Game Changers cast members' changing the game enough to win in Season 34. With bonus commentary from his mother!
By Ben Martell | Published: January 23, 2017
Introducing The Golden Ticket, Ben Martell's new column at the True Dork Times. This week: An introduction of sorts, all leading to a secret formula for success in the current Survivor metagame.
By Dan Otsuki | Published: January 17, 2017
A prologue, of sorts, for Dan Otsuki's new column, "It's Kind of a Funny Story." Dan shares his background in writing and Survivor, and his plans for examining the narrative and characters of the upcoming Survivor season.
By Jeff Pitman | Published: January 8, 2017
Jeff Pitman runs the numbers on how returning Survivor contestants have performed in their second (or later) appearances, to answer whether it really is worth playing for (again). A cautionary tale in a mere six graphs.
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